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Age:26
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Location: Fresno, CA, US
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About Me:jess maxine. twenty four. pharmacy technician student.
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giggle. giggle.

i think it's funny all my friends' pictures are of me, but it old picture. lol. xo

i wish i could cover your wound with my hands.

i wish i could stop the bleeding. i wish i could stop the pain. i wish i could cover the scar. i wish you never cried. i wish you never hurt. i wish you were okay. i wish you were happy. but wishing does me nothing when i don't have...

no one loves you more

than me and no one ever will. xo

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Yeah!

I mean I didn't realize how much I missed it until I came back! I came on here every once in a great while... I honestly miss the old site. I really liked how you could pm people and things like that.

HEY HEY HEY

HEY! It's been a long while since I've been on this site! Thanks for the add! How are things?

Hey

thanks for comment on my topic, I will use you advice :)

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<3 the question of the day, it has brought life back to the general forum.

:)

I'm doing really well. Just looking forward to spring break now. How have you been?

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Hi!

HELLO>>>

I am so digging your questions of the day, thanks for adding some pep to the boards :)....

wow!

you are the first person from fresno that i've seen on the boards!

hey

great pic.

J

hola. and i hope that you do send your granny to my house. i'll smoke fat cigars with her.

cuteness!

cute baby!! my gosh she's gonna be a total heartbreaker. =) ps. HIIII long time no chat! lol.

...

I deleted it because it was crazy long and wasting space. We don't need threads with that many replies. Feel free to start another one and I'll delete it in like a week. I'm not trying to be rude by deleting this stuff. I have my guidelines, and its my job to do what the admins are telling me to. I don't want that forum getting out of hand, because I want the boards around.

Hey

Your "as in game" got deleted so I think you should consider making another one. I don't know why it would've been deleted??? If you don't want to I'll do it for you and credit you with the idea <LoL>

hey

aww haha its okay ,im good you? Do u like john ralston??

About your thread...

Yeah... sorry for blowing it up like that. That's my bad. Next thread I create you can blow it up if you want. :)

=/

hey ,I havent talked to you in like forever.Whats up?!

j

yea, twice is a bum deal. the crappy thing is my system is clean. i mean i dont know how its "dirty" or w/e lol. but maybe its a sign or something. i mean i thought it would be cool to blow things up, but now im like i might be the one getting blown up. haha. dang. that'd suck. im'a try one more time tho, and if it dont work then im done with it. its weird though, i got a friend wanting me to move up to minnesota with him, which if the army thing fails, i will prolly just do that. but i need out of texas fo' sho'. haha. i bet you're stoked about the chi town trip. end of march isnt too far away. although if youre looking forward to it, it will prolly seem like a year before it actually comes. eh. strange how things work.

j...

i've failed my army physical twice.... i'm starting to think it's a sign, because there shouldnt be anything illegal in my system. you've been absent, maybe you're in chicago now? i forgot when you said you was taking that trip with jacob. hope all is well.

good news j

wasnt cancer. she got her results back early. and im glad she decided to get a second opinion. but it turned out to be a sist/cist (?) or something. which is good because she was still weak from the previous battle with the kemo and all. i dont know if she could have pulled it off again. but whew. its all done for now. thank god. and thanks again for offering support and an outlet. just glad i didnt have to use it. lol. tis a good day in the life of brandon. and me being a new myspace slut, i'll prolly be easier to find there. it seems more civilized there. so far anyways. hope everythings going well for ya. ttyl

hey j.

thanks for the support, seriously. its kinda nerve racking. i dont know much about breast cancer but she's had it before, went through the kemo and everything, but i guess that stuff can come back. sucks. but eh, she's tough and im sure she can overcome it again, i hope. and my msn keeps fucking it up. it pisses me off lol. i'll go to log in to it, and it will tell me that im already logged in, but yet i cant use it. and then this connection thing always pops up asking me to reconnect. i dont get it, at all. im technically stupid. seriously. well i hope all is well in the crazyness of califas, not to mention your crazy ass family. lol. -smiles-

hey

ahaha thanks! so hows it going?

lol

SSSSSSSHHHHHH and i never thought of it,merely suggested it.

j.... dont make me beat your ass. okay?

yea, i had quite the hangover. i think i actually puked about 9 times. hah. oh well. im not even that big of a drinker, but when i drink i get drunk. usually. so yea. i dont know. but eh. i hate up chucking. haha. shit sucks. but yes, you sound like a classy drinker. i mean saying stupid shit and passing out. doesnt get much better than that. haha. i'd love to see you drunk. i'd write shit on your face. something like "i <3 women". hah. i dont know. maybe "i <3 p33n". but w/e i picked it would be creative. for sure. because im badass. but you know that so i wont waste your time filling you in on my badass'ness. or something. okay total lie. im a loser. but eh. oh well. and ugh, i dont care to hear about you dirtying the sheets you sicko. gah. but i think its cool you two dont really have plans. just gonna go and do what you do. thats always more fun. to me anyways. because when you make plans they never follow through. so yea, why not go with the flow of things. and if i were your brother, id take your granny everywhere. no shit. she's just too cool. i dont know. youre lucky to have such a badass old person in your family. no doubt. and i guess congrats on giving up on smoking. i couldnt do it. i need my smokes. otherwise i'd end up killing someone. but atleast it wasnt lopsided and he gave up the booze while you gave up the nicotine. thats fair'ish. and yes, im bangin' mad ho's this year. i gots digits out the kazoo ma'fucka'. im straight pimpin'. you know this though. psshhh, yea right. i have no women. but it doesnt bother me right now. im enjoying being single and not getting caught up in all that for the time be. its a nice little break. and god damn these boards!!! they're lifeless. well ttyl ho-face. haha. =]

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omg sorry for my weird comment i think i posted that comment it was llike 4 in the morining, and ii was kinda tired so whats upi??

hi

good so u have a bf? AWWWWWWW how sweet is he hot?

hi

tanksss so whats up with you?

Sure.....

Yeah more like your boyfriend was saying "good girl" when you were getting it on biatches :P

lol

b.c it was boring. i didnt do anything interesting>.< but actually its ok i dont really care:) so i am really bored that is why i am on the boards lol talk to u later!

j wants to lick b's nasty area, dont trip.

happy new years to you too. hope it was good besides all the ass beatings and sucker punches going on. haha. damn, your family is always in some type of shit huh? lol. tell your bro to bring your granny next time. she'll kick some ass fo' sho'. haha. so chicago huh? just going to go or do you have an adventure plan'd out with the boytoy? i bet you two are gonna sex it up in hotels huh? sicko's. kidding. kinda. i dont know. but i'd go see jerry springer personally. hahah. hell yea. and i've been dead'ish on here too. its all the same. i dont know. its getting old (?) ...yea i dont know. its just not what it was i guess. in time maybe. but time is taking a while it seems like. oh well. i'll still hang around just because im a loser with nothing else to do. -shrugs- . anyways, my head still hurts from the other night. i need to hurry up on here and go lay down or something. fucking new year.... gah.

hi

it sucked!

..........TOO MUCH INFO!!!!!!

Lmao at least its legal.or is it ?hmmmmmm.......

aw

family drama yea that sucks ,so umm whats new, any plans for New years????

.-. poop

why?????? was did u do?? no presents?

j wants to touch b but b dont like creepy girls that have the name that start with 'j'

damn yo!!! pick this -insert middle finger- madafaca. but hey, i know your dad is a crackhead, i mean hello, i sell to him. gah. dumbass. and i overcharge him, he's goable. pshh. sucker. but serious'ness stuff, WOAH, your christmas sounds like it really did suck due to all the graphic font filled words you used. but i say dropkick away. and if you need extra feet to help speed up that process let me know. i could go for dropkicking faces right about now. and you dont have good taste, your just simply braindead but think that your taste is good so you call it that. or something. i dont know. maybe you do have good taste and im just 'hatin'. and if thats the case. just brush me off. or shake me off. or do whatever it is that people do to haters. wait. its shake. i think. right? fuck. what is it. shake those haters off? right? ah fuck it. i give up. anyways, where the hell was i. ah, i was thinking about you getting that newest dash cd. hahahaha. it sucks. i think so anyways. i dont know. the lyrics are good of course blah blah blah, but the music is shit i tell you! im just fed up with the electric shit i guess. i want acoustics damnit! haha. my holiday was okay. i got a crap load of gift cards because none of my family really knows me so yea. i have shop'ing to do. eh. not to thrilled about that. im not a big go out and buy things kinda guy. well, sometimes. i dont know. it just seems like presents that require me to get dressed and leave the house. lol. that sounds awful. yea, im lazy. so f'ing what? haha. i dont know. im sick too though. and on nyquil. so im kinda out of it. and your boyfriend is nuts if he tried to tell you the dangers of that sticky icky. bwahaha. because um, there are none? lol. its a damn plant. it makes you lazy'ish and not want to do anything. says the anti-drug commercials. but i think its better than alcohol. personally. because a crap load of people die of drunk drivers. i've lost about 5 friends to that. but i drink anyways, because its legal. w/e. haha. fo' shizzle my nizzle. or something. i dont know. im going to go trip some acid now, tell jacob that the cowboy needs some of his drug intervention speeches. haha. kidding. clearly. anyways wannabe playah, get back at me when you can. word up dog.

:(

That sounds pretty shit,dont let it get you down.Think of presents lol-not jesus stuff.(sorry if youre a religious beleiver :P)

Rawr!

Well hello there! Sorry I didn't respond sooner. I suck at the new site so I try to stick to myspace now >< See ya honey.

ACE!

Cool.So have a nice christams(apparent from being ill) :P

hey

i added you since im so cool :P Feeling any better yet?

j!

hey. hi. hola. hello. hows you? hmm. yea. done with that. hope your holiday kicked ass. and that you got that n00dy calander you were asking for. kidding. of course. but seriously, hope your holiday went over well. and lol@you getting high and in trouble. when youre high though, the trouble never seems that bad. if you were still high while the trouble hit you. i dont know. i hope so though. otherwise the trouble part just sucks. but anyways. what did you do on your "high time" ? hmm? lol. and i think your dad is crazy. not almost, or anything like that, he just is. haha. and word@wtf with rap today? its all turning gay'ish. well, the majority of it. jaehood is good, and the whole d-block thing. but other than that, just the old school guys are still holding it down kinda. like ice cubes newest cd. its pretty good. but yea, we need more pac, and b.i.g. like people to take over. i mean nas and jay z are badass but still.... i dont know. im tired. haha. and i need to go eat something. my stomach is bitching. so yea. hope all is going well and ttyl whore. ohhh, and my sex flix are on the web, just google brandons peen. you will see all my badass tapes of banging hot chics. fo' sho'. holla back.

heyyy

THANKS!,no just hanging i celebrated chanukah well anyway Merry christmas and talk to u soon!! if ur not on the boards lol,<3

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bitch. Im bored

hey

nothing much you????? just going with life>_<

j.

noooo, that meat is your snack. i dont eat those kind of snacks. haha. sicko. thats your job. and you do a fine job at it too i bet. you're like all pro huh? hahah. kidding. not really, but yea. and no shit sherlock @ i have good taste in cereal. get with the program. jesus. i mean i live off of cereal and grilled cheese. pssh. and the berries? ew. those are the worst ones. ugh. i hate the berries. but anyways. glad to hear that you and your dad almost made your sister cry. thats sweet of you guys. lol. new clothes and shoes huh? what kind? i love buying shoes. i know thats kinda gay'ish of me. but i just love shoes. especially my chucks. i have almost every color. except the girly colors. haha. those and pumas. man i love me some pumas. anyways. you might stay with jacob boy for a week? hahahaha. and you tell me you dont eat the peen. w/e ma'fucka. you nympho. bwhahaha. kidding. well, i am doing. thats about it. just eating, working, and studying. thats it. i wish i could sleep though. im still working on that. im off the nyquil bottle. haha. i heard it was unhealthy to depend on that for sleep. boooooo.

j.

you ass. i ate cereal. cap'n crunch to be exact. no meat. you sicko. always thinking of the p33n arent you? psshh. sooo, you been snacking on jacobs meat? bwahahaha. gross. i bet you have. you perverted sicko califas woman. eat that. ho face. =] ...but yea, how are ya? lol

hi poo

hi ur online,so i say hi :)

j.

i have always wanted to go to cali, but i dont think i'd want to live there. i'd like to just go visit the caost. and no, its not the w(b)est coast. its just the west coast. no (b). nope. because we all know the east is where its all at. yep. okay, total lie. obvious one too. oh well. good to hear that youre not mad at him anymore. what did he do? show you his p33n so you forgave him? lol. perv. haha. and i could have guessed that it was you that started that fight with him in the first place. i mean, you are a mean ass. so yea. it fits. that poor guy. lmao. okay kidding. kinda. well.... i dont know. sooooo you + some old friends + smoking the cannabis = you telling me that story the next the day. lol. because yea, im sure it would be good and funny. hahah. no doubt. but um, drugs are bad mmmmkay. pssh. ohhhh & check this out, ready? here it comes..... : awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww@lil jess being attached. < cool huh? i know that was cool. because yea, im cool. pssh. dont hate. and fuck sac town! how about that huh? okay kidding. i hear its nice there. but i dont really know because i've never been. so yea. but i think god does want you to mend the break with your old friend. yep. sure seems that way. you should. if not, god will hate you. and he will make you burn in hell for all eternity. so yea. better get on that. haha. kidding. you know, ha ha ha. very funny. you can thank me later. but no, nothing new going on here. sucks. i need something new. so im just waiting on christmas vacation so i can flee this state for a few and see some old famil. faces. its gonna be nice.

hi poo

ohh my god dont u hate that yes finally someone that can relate to that situation, omg i hate those whores, i mean who wears like 10 inch heels to a concert ukkk lol, so whats upw ith you,<3

j.

im going to some shit hole of a state called "arkansas" for christmas break. booo. i dont like that state, everyone looks the same. must be in the inbreeding. haha. im just glad i dont have family from there. they just like to move their for the views or something. i dont know. but yea. okay okay, that state isnt that bad. well, it kinda is. but i did over exagerate it. lol. and you shouldnt worry about your bf ex. i mean, she is an ex. and an ex for a reason. and whose to say shes sooooo hot, thats your opinion. what if everyone thought you were way more attractive than her? hmm? yea. and wtf is the speech and list? haha. sounds um... like trouble? i dont know. lol. thats odd. kinda. its like one of those things, when you get in trouble and someone reads you the riot act because they think you are way overboard. i dont know. my mind is drifting. let me light a cigarette. *1.37minutes later* i doubt he's mad at you. but i could be wrong. either way you prolly know about now. seeing how im late on replying due to me not coming online yesterday. but yea. i hope he's not mad at you. if he is, then yes, cocksucker is a good term to use there. hahaha. and wtf, lying in IM's to boys so you dont have to eat lunch with them? youre going to hell. send pictures. bwahaha. actually i'll prolly see you there. we can hang out though. haha. lucifer dont scare me! that bastard. literally. i think. i dont know. i dont think he had a daddy. hahaha. wtf. im losing it. clearly. whew. yea. okay. and holy fuck! did pete wentz's ex really post his nudes all over the net? thats a scandalous (sp?) thing to do. what a ho bag. hahaha. but it is funny. i'd be pissed if i were petey boy. :::shrugs::: ...sooooo hows life?

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i know, lol, well do u atleast think there good looking>? ur cool, atleast u like them for like there music omg u know what annoys me!!!,at the concert i went to there were these 3 girls omg there like waiting for chris ,to meet him after the show, and one girls like whats his name i just think hes a cutie, and like they just wanted him too sign there boobs uchh thats soo anoying, okay sooo what new with you?? sorry for the blabbering lol

hey love ._-

aww really, yea ,i never see my brothers i have two ,and both of the never keep in touch with the fam. so yea i know what u mean, but why in the hell do u not think scott is fucn hot! just meet him,then maybe ull change ur mind im jus kidding i don know,i just love his attitude and him period.

j.

texas sucks. haha. what do you think? well its not that bad. its actually a pretty cool place i guess. im just bored with it. blah. i cant wait for christmas so i can get a break. im leaving the state for a few weeks. should be fun. better be. and people wont look at pete wentz n00dz if you wouldnt pass them out like candy. duh. gah. lamer. and wtf, you bitch about msn and then i get on, and you werent. whats up with that shit? huh? yea. and aol is gay. i know because i dont have it. and everything i dont have is gay'ness. yea. haha. fuck im bored. =[

hi love.

what! hahhah ur so cute! i luv you, well i could see him naked and i could see scott naked. awww hes like a big brother to u thats soooooo freakin cute, Well i really cant wait to go to another show , it`s like an addiction but worse if thats possible.

j.

oooooo you and jacob. thats good. im happy for you =] even though that bastard called me a cowboy or something. w/e. haha. kidding. and i see that you actually did post some. wow. 'bout time. i guess. i dont know. not really. i havent been posting as much. blah. but back to jacob, how come you waited to tell people? just curious. and if some of your guy friends stop talking to you because of the hook up, then thats just sad. and i hope that they dont stop talking to you. they'd be... st00pid. haha. yea. and yea, the new pic, its not good stuff though. i dont think so anyway. but yea, i dont like pics of me. but it did like a triple take. its weird. and nooooo, i wasnt dancing to nsync. it was abba. gah. dont hate. okay. lying. i wasnt dancing at all. i should have. haha. maybe not. i cant dance. its sad really. i should know how to "boogie". and my msn fucked up, so i had to uninstall it and then reinstall it. yea. sucked. because you know.... dial up. boooo. but im back now. so its all good. yep.

hi love.

i would love to see them naked<3

heyyy

yea u will go to a small show:]

j.

stop looking at n00dz and get your ass online. okay? good.

hiya

hey the show was fun, i had a really gooddd time, like the best time in my life i guess, i had a really good time, i did meet chris, scott and mike, and my pics came out bad so im not showing anyone lol, but yes i loved the concert<3

j.

hey hey ho face. my n00dz are on the way. okay not really. but no, i dont have another pic of me yet. im not one to snap photos of myself. but, around christmas time im going to see some family so im sure some will be produced then. we'll see. i didnt think that one of me would be good for that awesome photo edit shit that you do. guess i was right. haha. yea, im usually right. okay im not. but w/e. and of course your boobs are not ugly. no boobs are ugly. well, wait. some are. i take that back. anyways. i've been sick for the past three days but i think its done making me puke and feel like shit. so yea. hola chica.

j.

boobs are not gross. haha. no way. well, maybe yours. lmao. okay okay kidding. maybe. i dont know really. those n00dz you sent had a corrupt file so i didnt get to see them. sicko. and holy crap at all that ice cream. i love ice cream. even in winter time. i dont know. good stuff. and youre not fat and even if you were, that wouldnt be bad. i want to be fat. well, not too fat but fatter for sure. haha. yea, weird huh. and jesus christ, you phone boned jacob for 7 hours!!! haha. you perv. okay kidding. im actually sooooo fucking bored. blah. i need hobbies.

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Yeah, it made it extra annoying because I used to be a mod - but honestly I am not around enough for that anymore anyway. Yay for your SN still working though! :)

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haha...ive been gone. ill post about it a little later.

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No, you are totally right, I was paperwings on the other site. That name somehow got lost in the switchover though :( I remember you too, it's good to see you back!

j.

hey lesbo. hows the life change going? find any hot dykes yet? lol. and no, the pond wasnt funny. it was just lame. and only lame people would find it funny. so i guess im saying im not suprised you lol'd at it. hahaha. kidding. kinda. and pepsi is gay. you need the dew. do the dew ho face. hater. bitin' my style. pssh. get yo' ass pistol whipped real quick like. fo' sho'. and im starting to feel bad for jake-e-boy. lol. poor guy. getting blocked even after he apologized. but i dont blame you. he has "ass" moments. especially that massage thing he brought up. the nerve of that clown. and he called me a cowboy. i want to beat his face in. but in an online way. lol. and youre not giving up on meat. pssh. you love p33n too much. lol. sicko. and i have a hobby. its making fun of you and your obsession with n00dz of jakes p33n. weirdo.

hiii

yea, my unccles a bitch but at times hes cool, lol, soooo aere you going to ever mr carrabba lol

j.

you are so fucking lame. haha. a cummed frozen pond? weak. remind me to tell you some clever shit so you dont come off so corny next time. okay? good. youre such a nerd. haha. KIDDING. not really though. soooo hows the n00dz going with you and jake? lol. did he dress up in a vest, cowboy hat and spurs? nothing else. sicko. i cant believe you lock yourself in the bathroom with his n00dz. that shocked me. lmao. okay okay. so thats all false. i know. but yea. haha. okay, im done making fun of you. soooooooo yea. whats up? im mad bored. as usual. stupid coreldraw. i cant even find that in stores around here. its stupid. stupid program, and stupid stores. ugh. i need hobbies, so i try and find something that will play a role as a hobby, and i cant even get it. let alone find it. im just going to go drink a mountain dew now. hope your day wasnt dull and boring.

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haha, i am poor too lol:), yes i am taking a camera,Ahha, i made my uncle buy me one cuz i have no money,lol, and i am going with my 2 sisters :], i am soo excited its like omg,its friday:)3 more days!!, dont worry i will take awsome pictures and definitly show you! If i get to meet chris ,which wud be like an alive dream, i am saying greetings frum germany for my freind on this message board, do u want me to say hi frum wherever yu are, if i remmebrr lol

j.

it just sucked. i was in traffic for 3 hours and it gave me a headache. i just wish people could be calm and hold their cool in stressful places. such as the highway on a jam packed night. but im home, kicked back, and doing mucho betta. haha. so yea no jokes. or i dont think you can get a joke outta that. hmm. good luck. ho face

hey:)

thesame thing happened to me i also started liking them when i was like in 10th grade , and my parents wouldnt ever let me go to any concert, and like , i never saw them ever, yeah , it was horrible,lol, BUT!, i am finally going to see them on DECEMBER 8th,(my 1st show:)) this friday, lol, i am so fucin excited, omg wow its like a dream, but real:) The tickets are kinda cheap like 2o something dollars, make someone buy it for you, lol, someone bought it for me, so yeah, i am like sooo excited, i was never this excited b4, i am weird,:)

j.

yea yea yea. msn sucks, it booted me like ten times in a row last night. stupid thing. and noooo i didnt download photoshop. im just going to buy coreldraw. im sick of downloading. seriously. i hate it. especially after that whole "youre missing this file, you need that file" crap. ugh. today sucks. big time. it just sucks.

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lol, i know i changed mine like a million times too,Change is good:],so have you ever been to a dashboard concert?

:0)

lol,i know,i was kinda bored also when i wrote it, ur about me is cute,lol:]

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hahah. what a creep

j.

har har har. ho face. gah. lol. and i would have downloaded both files but it was like 6am by the time the first one stopped. so i said fuck it. im going to do it tonight prolly. and i didnt even know i would need that other file so get off my nuts ho bag. ugh. annnnndd you were so in the bathroom looking at n00dz you sicko. dont lie. youre not good at it. haha. lame ass. and whats wrong with messicans? atleast your family is housing some, or a lot. i guess some is an understatment. i dont know. lol. but its cool that the apartments are still in your family. atleast you guys own a building of some sort. not that that is great or anything. well. it might be. hmm. and no shit at this place being dead. its pretty bad when n8 aint even making people cry and bitch. dang. whats the deal? ....we need those electro shock things that they use in hospitals on peoples chest. those are awesome. and pizza.... i've been eating that shit for like a week. im burnt out on it. i really need to learn how to cook.

j.

i hate your visuals. and i dont hate anything. so yea. youre clearly wrong and confused. or something. lol. lame-ass. gah. and this place has been dead for a few days now. its not right. lol. this place needs some life. no doubt. ohhhh and a big fuck you, for calling me gay in the person above you game. you ass. hahah. dang. nice roast though. i like how you did it while i wasnt here. ma'fucka. its okay though, i will get even. mark that font. sucka. and woa@your grandpa owning apartments. who owns them now? or did he sell them off? that would be cool to inherit(sp?) apartments. maybe. i dont know. and im mad bored, so tell your granny to hurry up and win big so she can take us to vegas. dang. tell her i'll buy her a whole box of cigars. haha. get this, i was downloading that thing last night, yea, you know, and it took like 3hours. but when it finished, i was missing a file so yea... now i have to go back and download that other file tonight. i was kinda upset. lol. because it finished and i was like "ohhhh sweet, its finally done" just to open it and it tell me that its missing a file. yea. clearly a big time bummer. oh well. if only you werent a chicken shit. lol. annnnnddd get your ass online or something. stop barricading yourself in the bathroom with n00dz. gah.

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ah same ol' shit. im getting old 'cause all i want to do is stay home. i feel lazy. too much working. blah. its funny 'cause i think about the day i first came on to site.. i was only 18. gawsh. im old! haha. how've you been?

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oh goodness. what an akward movie to be watching with your parents. my mom thinks that Jay is hot. and she was going to rent it until i said "that movie is really nasty." that usually always works to get her to not rent movies.

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oh,lol,in a bad way,is there a bad way, i dunno, i guess ppls. about me are there thoughts?

j.

good call. your grandma would pick us over the cum cleaner. no doubt. well, i would hope so anyways. and um.... neither one of us is cool. just to clear that up. but i am slighty cooler than you because i have a handlebar mustache in my pic. so yea. take notes and stay #2 sucka. and i miss your grandparents. and i've never met them. they seem like they both would be fun to be around. and its cool that you still have your granny. i dont have any grandparents. but i never knew my grandads/granpa's anyways. just my bachi, and my granny. but they both died. bitches. they died too early. i was like 5 or 6. i got jip'd. oh well. it happens. and i laughed at "white washed" for about half an hour. hah. dang. i've never heard that before. clever. very very clever. and damn you!! damn you to a weird place! stop the visuals. jeeeesh. i was blocking out the dog cum visual since the movie was over and what do i get? your ass refreshing my memory. ugh. you know what jess.... err.... i dont know. but when i find something mean'ish to say to you for giving me bad visuals im letting you have it. yea. prepare yourself muddder fackkerr

j.

yea, i couldnt post much back in the day because of my signature. it use to make the pages all fat and out of order and just fucked up. haha. so i would only post on stupid threads to mess them up. bwahaha. yea. i miss it actually. but now, im http error free and posting like the manwhore that i am. psshhh. lie. but my collar stays pop'd. im supa'fly and funky fresh. word yo. haha. i totally dont know what any of that means. oh well. and you and isaac were talking about my whore'ing!!!! taking notes is what you should've been doing. haha. yea right. another lie. ::sigh:: . and there are actually a lot of hot women in the building. most are in their late 20's to early 30's. and i eat lunch with this one group all the time. but they're all married. blah. stupid husbands. but they all "dig" me. say im fun to eat lunch with. but i dont get it, its just eating lunch. stupid whores. hahaha. kidding. i dont think they're whores. i wish they were though. but they are clearly out of my league. oh and thanks for the cum filled floor visual. asshole. gah. and i was drinking milk. ugh ugh ugh. i hope you have to do something gross soon just to make up for that. bastard. ohhhhhh and i think your granny and susie should hang out. hahah. that'd be "dope". lol.

j.

you cant handle n00dz. you'll swoon with psycho tendencies. and we cant have that. bwhahah. yea. kidding. but your little code comment was clever. and no, im not watching pron you ass. im watching football. and it sucks. because i dont care for either one of these teams. im just overly bored. you know, i bet youre a little pron freak. yep. you love the n00dz and the flix. sick0. go ahead. admit it. its okay. i wont judge you. freak. and jello is the shit. stop hating. only weirdos dont like jello. i work at pdl. i seel flooring to dallas business'. actually i dont do shit. i sit in an office all day and usually space out due to boredom. atleast its a casual place and i dont have to wear a tie or anything. whew. but i'd rather work at a pron shop. no doubt. thats like free boobie shots all day. they may be fake and on covers, but hey. boobs are boobs. lol. yea. joking. KINDA. hmm. and youre nuts. because i watched national lampoons van wilder and its way better than dead man on campus. well not really. its a toss up. because both movies are pretty sweet. i want to see that new taj one. yea. and you have your granny mistake, she would thank me for kidnapping her. im sure of it. now go eat some jello. haha.

j.

okay, hold up, you got your facts and stats wrong. only 1% of texas is cool. and im holding that percentage down. i dont know what paper youre reading, but yea.... time to find one that doesnt make you pay for lies. and your granny doesnt stand a chance against my mad killer wigger instincts. psshh. i'll be bustin' caps (actual caps, no bullets) at yo crib and she will be screamin god's name while i steal her and her box of cigars. im too gangster for cali folk. haha. yeaaaaa. i hear you though, my day has been pretty boring. got off work, and then started slutting immediately. and its not even wearing me down. i think im building up a stamnia type thing. hmm. interesting. just means i can slut it up for longer. watch out d/c. okay okay. yea. still lame. i know. im mad bored though. i need some cool programs on my computer so i can try and be creative like you and marote. its unfair. all im doing is watching nebraska play oklahoma. boooo. im rooting for nebraska because i lived in omaha, but yea... they're losing. fuckers. i need jello.

j.

yea, i am kinda slutting the comments. i get bored. and the people here are nice. and unique. so i roll with it. hater. and youre getting gangster on me. wha!!!!! dont make me get my baby powder and smack a ho. or pull a drive by and snatch up your granny and all the kool-aid in your house. sucka face. im representin' up in this ma'fucka. kinda. i got my d/c rag ahh showin' while im ho'in. haha. whew. okay, im done with my lameness. and no rush on the pic. but after seeing yours im jealous. it turned out nice and very "pimp". you might scrape in a few more dollars per ass sale. haha. kidding. CLEARLY. im bored =[ what are you doing? is online still being gay? haha. that last post fucked up on me. ugh@dc.com. shit i tell you. shit!!!

j.

you have like a million comments, slut! thanks. my picture editting skillz is pretty awesome, i won't lie. omfg. don't get crazy with me, fool, i will pop a cap in yo' ass. the site was being gay with me last night, so i just got offline. i like whatever, hoe. i am out. lol. i will finish your picture by this weekend, okay? pssh. yea, i am kinda slutting the comments. i get bored. and the people here are nice. and unique. so i roll with it. hater. and youre getting gangster on me. wha!!!!! dont make me get my baby powder and smack a ho. or pull a drive by and snatch up your granny and all the kool-aid in your house. sucka face. im representin' up in this ma'fucka. kinda. i got my d/c rag ahh showin' while im ho'in. haha. whew. okay, im done with my lameness. and no rush on the pic. but after seeing yours im jealous. it turned out nice and very "pimp". you might scrape in a few more dollars per ass sale. haha. kidding. CLEARLY. im bored =[ what are you doing? is online still being gay? haha.

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thank you. yours is very pretty also. :]

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Your default pic is sooooo cool (:

j.

lovin' the new pic jess. um.... wheres mine? you lazy cigar smokin' piece of poo

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Pics are the webmaster's department... but it should be soon, it usually is pretty quick.

j.

okay, i just wrote a long ass message and then it wouldnt send. and i hit the big red "x" for some reason and i lost it all. yea. stupid d/c site. oh well. i have you in msn right now. but booo to deleting my message. stupid slow site. ugh.

j.

i dont know that guy. lol. i only know this russian girl in vegas. she wants me to go visit because its been so long. she's cool. in her own way. she reminds me of me. she thinks way too much and thinks of the world the same way i do. long story. haha. but lets hope your granny does hit it big so we can go early. and this group.... sounds like quite the group. and im sure i would fit right in. haha. but fuck d/c site. it keeps freaking out on me so im cutting this short. besides. i have you in the msn box thingy. haha.

j.

good to hear your better today. you should smoke a cigar to celebrate. haha. yeaaaa dont do that. unless you want to i guess. lol. mmmm smoke. and hold on a minute, you like jacob but dont want to date him? because he moves around a lot? hell, he might take you with him on his trips. you two could be like vegabonds riding the rails. hahaha. kidding. im glad that he wrote you the most perfect email and cheered you up though. and now im curious on what your dad looks like. if he's that scary. haha. i mean i've seen the granny, and you were def. right about her. so yea. the dad being scary, i cant imagine. lol. and no need for excusing yourself for sound crazy the other night. you sound crazy every day hahahah. okay okay, kidding. kinda. but eh. we all type random crazy shit at some point or another. or im hoping so because i've done it, and you've done it, so everyone else has to. otherwise we're odd. even though we're cool with it. and fuck you on the moving somewhere where the boys are easy. im not GAY you som' bitch. lol. gah. but w/e. ma'fucka. i dont want to be a man whore to tell you the truth anyways. its just dirty. people "do it" for a hobby these days. its lost its value. so i like to let it keeps it value. and not whore myself out. if that makes sense. oh well. im just ranting on now. blah. but vegas, yes. i know some people up there and they keep telling me to come up that way. i tell them i am but i need to save gas money first. everytime i get paid i blow my money on worthless things. it sucks. but i cant help myself. im trying to rid myself of that bad habit. but by the time i do save you might be 21 and then you, your granny, and i can go. and smoke cigars on the corner while counting all the money we just won. haha.

j.

i want to hang out with your granny so bad. haha. she sounds way cool. plus it would give me someone to smoke a cigar with, and i dont even smoke cigars. but i can hear her saying "buck up you mother fucker, its just a damn cigar, you pussy" and i would love it. and then say "FINE! give me one mother fucker, and stop bitching... gah" lol. oh it would be great. your grandma just sounds like shes the shit. i am totally stealing her. plus she could feed me, because im so sick of fast food and eating out. a home cooked meal would be nice. but if i could steal her is the question, she might kill me in the process. i dont know. but i would try. and woa at home life. eh. everyone has their moments. trust me. but once youre out of the house you will start to miss those moments. sounds hard to believe but its true. i havent lived with family since i was like 15. and i've missed it ever since. but then again, sometimes it does get on your nerves so much that you just want to pack up and go. thats what i did in the 9th grade. but its not always a good idea. i was homeless for 6months. thats rough. you should sit them all down and tell them whats on your mind. and if it doesnt help anything, then consider getting out of there. but you should always face your problems before leaving them behind. because you never know. and tell your dad that youre not a kid anymore, im sure he knows that but he just wants to protect you. they have weird ways of doing it. haha. but i totally know what youre going through. maybe not in the same exact sense, but overall. we all go through that at some point. just have to hope that the next day isnt so bad. hell, im trying to move also. im so sick of this place. i just havent figured out where im going yet. i've got a few options, but i need to save up some green so i can actually move without all the problems of being broke. lol. because its super hard when you dont have cash, and i dont want to end back up under an overpass praying that it dont rain or get cold. maybe you just need a vacation. call up your granny and tell her us three are going to vegas. we could all use it im sure. haha. plus we might hit big there and be millionaires. i doubt that would happen. but oh well. i'd prolly end up leaving broker than what i was going in. blah. but vegas always = fun. especially with a gangsta granny. hope your days are getting better =]

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haha nothing to speak of. just thinking and such. mourningcallsx is my aim if you wanna chat or something

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whats up? it's really late and noone is online or anything to talk to. lol

sd

thank you. it is a very good song :]

j.

of course i'll be your cyber buddy. does that mean i get n00dz? lol. whew. so ask jacob if he likes you. maybe he does, or do you not like jacob? you have a lot of boy problems, you know that. haha. is he the one that sent that message? nooo, that was eric. nevermind. he's the one that stalks you. but is afraid of his full capabilities because of your dad. okay. im back up to speed. lol. see, im all confused on which boy is which. jeeesh. busy girl aye? haha. but, you do sell your ass, it must just be that good that they dont want to leave. kidding. kinda. lol. and you must be touching yourself in your brothers room because i've heard the cyber room-ers. okay, actually i've heard none. oh well. maybe in time. but that would be kinda gross touching yourself in your brothers room unless you were an inbred and dug your brother. ewwww. gross visual. okay. done. ugh. haha. and talk about freezing. it was 80degrees yesterday and now its 18degrees. woa. it sucks. im freezing. and all my winter clothes are still in omaha. bites big time. im wrapped in like ten blankets. haha. but i am stealing your grandma. because if she tells people to shut up and calls people mother fuckers then thats just something i cant pass up on stealing. she sounds like a doll. hahaha. badass granny. hell yea. and we will tear las vegas apart. maybe even make news for being such a bad ass trio. and your grandma would be head hancho. running things. shot caller granny. no doubt. lol. and we will all be on the local las vegas news smoking cigars and cursing. i can see it.

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hello have a nice day!.. ..^^ bye =)

j.

good lord you grandma is a gangsta. haha. i bet she's a blast to kick it with. i'll have to take her hostage while youre selling your ass on the corner. now i have a plan. your grandma is going to be my new grandma and all youre going to have is missing person posters. bwahahhah. thats right. and i'll give her dollars to play with instead of those quarters. haha. she'd love me. yep. im sure of this. because gangstas love gangstas. we all have mad love for each other. and i want to smoke a cigar with her. hell yea. and i would gamble it up anytime. so i'll wait the year or so for that invite. dont hate!!! and you can burn down a house with an oven. i've almost been too far gone in that situation. stupid ovens. they scare me. but if youre willing to teach then im willing to learn. but if my house burns down, im putting it on your tab. lol. because i like having a roof over my head. haha. and the hills have eyes is so fucking great. i love it. its like an actual gory, horror flick. i love it. seriously. love it. haha. it is raunchy though.

j.

lol@you. so you have plans on selling your ass? im sure you would rule the corner. lol. kidding. but only about half of it. see no evil!!! i watched that two days ago. i didnt like it. it had some cool parts but overall it sucked. but i compare every gory movie to "the hills have eyes" and that movie is the shit. i watch it once a month. that and "the devils rejects" but that one's funny. and im guessing "that boy" didnt have the message reply you was looking for? chris angel is fucking weird. haha. i love watching his show though. and if your grandma cant wait to go to vegas, tell her to call me because i've been wanting to go, but i dont want to go by myself. tell her she'd have a blast with me. but i wont let her hog the nickle slots. haha. i wish i could bake, id bake a cake or something. i have to buy my sweets because me + the kitchen = firey death. i shouldnt be allowed anything flamable. at all. i've almost burnt this place down like 5 times. and fully is way better than clearly because clearly is outplayed. but then that would mean youre playa hatin on the word clearly. hypocrite!!! stop playa hatin. im gonna bring back 70s style surfer words. yep. rad, bodacious, gnarly, rad, awesome dude, all of em... just wait. well maybe not. those words get on my nerves sometimes. it was a thought though. and ugh@this storm. its lightning and thundering and is suppose to ice over. this bites. lightning + my computer = total destruction. stupid weather.

j.

hells yea im tryin to get n00dz. no dice so far. haha. okay, kidding. i couldnt get nudes if i offered money for them. but i'd rather spend money on a hooker. because buying diseases is just fun. pffft. yea, its booted me offline everytime so far. i dont get it. like you said, its just a hater. oh well. soooooooo whats new'ish?

b.

ive gotten no n00dz yet. ugh. but that thing keeps making my loose my connection. everytime i sign on, i get disconnected. its a real pain in the ass sometimes. lol. and pfft@you making fun of me for only liking people online. i cant help it. im surrounded by rednecks. and im not mingling with those people. haha.

j.

yea yea yea. im a whore. but only online haha. and im trying to write random people on their profiles in effort to get more people into the boards. but then again, i just do it to do it also. lol. everyone here has their own unique'ness to them. i think i just like people online. not so much in real life though. haha. kidding. kinda.

j.

special treatment? here? no way. and i doubt people read my comments. well they might. i dont know. hmm. and your brother is a piece of poop sometimes. i keep forget'ing i have msn. ugh. i need to start using it now that i have it. im slow.

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maybe i do have high standards. hmm. i'll have to think on that one. but for now, she was just lowsy at ass kicking. and days where everything goes wrong usually makes me laugh. like a crazy kid. yeah. i know. you didnt sleep at all last night? woa. i seen you sign out of msn so i did too and fell asleep. wow. sucks to be you right now. soooo whats making everything go wrong? that thing that you was talking about last night? with the crazy girl, that boy, and the message? hmm. i have no idea.

j.

brandontoucheshimselfton00dz is a nice name asshole. oh well, the stalker can read it up. she just wants my p33n. i dont hate her. haha. and i agree. it was nice having some new people in the threads. musci was cracking me up. and my lowsy virtual ass kicking partner was cool too, even though she wasnt worth a flip. but i agree on the friends thing making people not want to post. im thinking of making a thread that clarifys that everyone should post on it. yea. ima do that. it will prolly bomb though. haha. oh well. sleep is over-rated. dont worry.

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Yeh I'm good, I did something good today but I've forgotten what it was....nevermind! How's your day been?

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Same :( I've tried to stop countless times, but I always end up doing it, lol. It's one of my worst habits!

j.

lmfao@stalker mud wrastling. yes, wrastling. haha. thats good stuff. i'd hold it annually and give you like your own private front row boothe. hell yea. and i am going to hate because it was soooo unfair. and hells yea im going to send you a pic. i want a cool one =[ and i lack the creative gene to do so myself. or the proper tools seeing how i have no idea how to do it. and that would make me cooler than what i already am. and i thought that was impossible. and fuck those haters. we're actually trying to get people into the boards though. hell, we got musci and that other girl in on one tonight. lol. i was so not expecting that but i had fun. hahaha. greatness. and dang at msn. you have to add me. brandonisbrandon@hotmail.com. because i finished that download thingy. yea. you have to. or i will kill you online.

j.

dang. valley girl just totally roasted my p33n by calling it qu33n. how rude. and yea. e-crush = me worried. koryn is a fake stalker, i dont want a real one developing out of that one name that is super nice but tends to freak me the fuck out at times. 25 dollars says she came here to see if she was the e-crush. but ha, jokes on them. no names mentioned. and that whole "above your last post" could clearly be any of your posts. (just to clear my ass incase e-crush is a psycho stalker) hmm.... i think i need a newport now. lol. to stop my hands from shaking. lol. okay, lie, they are not shaking. but in time, they might. im kinda curious on where and how far that could go. the thing that we're talking about but not really talkign about, you know.... man im mad bored. i need hobbies. wtf. well actually, this site is my hobby. sad. very very sad. but having no life leads to sad things perhaps. i need tea. nah. i need mountain dew. yea. a fresh one atleast. ugh. im sick of soda. but i cant stop drinking it. im still diggin your pic. it reminds me of a sunny coast with calm water. yea. relaxing. you might find that odd though. but know that its not in an odd way. unless it was. then it is. but i dont think it was. i dont know. i need a new pic. but pending pisses me off. and yea. i dont really have any cool pics of anything. i should use one of those sample pics that come with the computer. like "water" or "sunrise" or "forest" ....yea. i might do that. oooooh, no i wont. stupid pending. and im still mad that yours worked over night. so not fair.

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lol@you mistaken my post. i said i need help. and soon. not you, you fool! haha. i type 'like' and 'totally' a lot too. and thats sad, because im a dude. not good. and my p33n is the king. so it fits. but he will not die of drug overdoes this time. well not yet. i dont need the little blue pill quite yet. haha. overdose on the blue pill... i crack myself up. i really do. sad i know. but oh well. and my mind has been gone for a good long while. dont worry. you'll get use to it and come to enjoy it better while its gone.

Yes,

friends. Just friends. I heard from a reliable source that you were a cool girl, and while I like cool girls, I don't "like" them. And Brandon? Oh yes, human.being. I'm definitely stalking him, although he is being less than cooperative. I suppose that's the nature of stalking.

j.

on my page, look slightly above your last post... i need to hire a hitman. and a good one. haha. kidding. kinda. im worried. =\

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hahah, yea, someone needs to get me help. real soon'ish too. dang. lol. and omfglmao@little in p33n names. haha. thats just great. i know a few dudes who have "little" in their friends name. im going to rename mine elvis. yea. that works. for now. i guess. im thinking too much on it, which is strange. and yea, no joke, his dad killed someone and is doing life in prison. unless they've killed him already. that i dont know. but its true. yep. and its super cool that you're not a girly girl. too many of those and its annoying. like you said. haha. damn. come to think of it, its really fucking annoying. especially the ones that are around the 20 years of age mark. give or take a few years too. the ones that are mall rats and use "like totally oh my god" damn valley girly girls. all from that movie clueless. ugh. stupid. just stupid. im glad you're not a girly girl. but i tend to hang out with more girls. than dudes. i just like girls. i dont know. haha. but most of 'em are girly girls. but i think thats why they work out as just friends. because i seriously couldnt handle them for more than a few hours a day. headaches are the worse.

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thanks for accepting me. I like you.

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woody is the shit. and he's part of n.o.r.m.l. haha. he loves his weed. i dont blame him. i thought it was crazy that his dad murdered someone though. thats odd and you dont see too many celebs with that kind of quota fitting their parents. lol. and that is kinda weird. that you get jealous at other girls isaac talks to. but its normal too seeing on the marriage and the extent of it. haha. i think. i dont know really. but isaac is a cool mother fucker. and i dont even really know him that well. its just easy to pick up from him i guess. and woa@english perv. haha. thats funny though. i would have messed with him for a while if i were you, then blocked them. like build his hopes up and then demolish them. hahahaha. hell yea. would have been greatness. and thats so f'ing bogus. this site clearly hates me. overnight... pffft@you. thats bs. im gonna hatemail someone. i dont know who though. ugh. i need someone to send hate mail too. maybe that webmaster asshole. im going to spam him if at all possible. and my p33n is my bestest friend. make your jokes. you're just jealous you dont have a p33n to be your best friend. woa. that could have gone south quick. being mature is over-rated anyways. well, sometimes. being immature too much is just annyoing. i think. ugh. i hope im not immature all the time. im going to be analyzing myself now. great. im gonna ask mr.chuckles for his opinion seeing how he's my best friend. okay lying. his name isnt mr.chuckles. i wont disclose his name. is it odd he even has a name? shit. is it odd that i refer to it as "him"? this can not be healthy nor good.

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Not much here either. Just procrastinating on finishing the little bit of homework I have left, haha.

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your family seems super fun. haha. seriously. maybe crazy, but i think a little crazy is good. and a lot of crazy is just f'ing funny. i love it. and kingpin is one of my favorite movies. i love woody h. haha. and that old lady. ugh. i've seen her in a few movies but im glad she only showed skin in one. and even that was bad enough. but it was funny. i like when he see's her his rearview mirror doing that tounge thing between her fingers. lol. f'ing classic. and a movie cant go wrong with woody showing an amish guy around. pure genius. oh i do not love the p33n. at all. well mine. but only because its mine. and he's my buddy. haha. thats odd. i know. but yes. he's my friend. i love him. and not like that perv. well. hmm. nevermind. scratch that. but marote is funny. i just hope he isnt really serious about wanting to grab my ass. haha. nah, im sure he isnt. thats what im sticking with anyways. and if your ex-friend kills you and wears your skin. i will totally make a plan for someone to kill her and get your skin back. not that it would do you any good after the fact. but yes. i'll go gangster. no doubt. and you + your dad = deadliest duo in america. im sure of it. because you already have the crazy in you, and you got it from him im sure. so yes. remind me not to piss off your household in anyway. and i feel bad for your mom. but im sure she has thought of many defense methods. like a spork to the eye. or something. i dont know. and i know this site sucks without me. because my ego is already out of control. okay, not really. but this site does suck without me. haha. okay, still lying. but yea...

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first off. love the pic. no doubt. the colors, the pose (well maybe not a pose) but the face. it just works nicely. so you have two awesome pictures. mother fucker you. im jealous. i gave up on my ghost pic but i think i told you that. i just went back to my face. and my face is simply... something. haha. but dang. i do love your pic. im guessing you made it that way? but yes, this site bites sometimes. i had it erase one of mine the first day i was here. it froze or something and then i had to reload and yea... gone. and it was like a full page too. i was upset to say the least. and 'f' you and the roadrunner. i'd catch him/her/it and feed it to wylie. stupid bird. and um.... i'd type boys are the best, but that dont sound heterosexual. and i already have boys swooning at me. hahah, okay kidding. i hope boys are not swooning for me. id be creeped out because thats not my cup of tea. ugh. okay. back on point now. lets see. oh. yes. i am a psycho killer. but only on certain video games. and even then im not a good one. im the one who ends up dying. its lame. i wouldnt make a good killer. at all. but i figured that because i cant even fight, let alone kill someone. although i could plot a murder out for someone. ::insert evil laugh:: ...but that might bomb too. but i wouldnt worry because i would just be the planner, not the take the plan to action'er. or something. but i lmao@wearing skin as underwear. hah. thats f'ing great. whew. okay. little bit of mountain dew came out when i read that. but im good now. but i have to add that your friend is weird for obsessing over that dude. thats freakishly odd. and what!!! you'll get sick and stuff if you go to bed with wet hair. but i've only heard that. i dont actually know. i never tried though. i fear the flu. its harsh. and phones suck period, but to have one on speaker phone would really piss me off. i dont know how you cope. i think i would be in a mental hospital if i lived in your home. hahah. not in a bad rude way... but you have some crazy shit going on there.

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I'm doing good,even though in my opinion it could be warmer here, it is too COLD, i'm living in a freezer hahahahah.... And how about ya?How things going with ya? What's new? have a great week.. cya

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i'm wonderous...and how about yourself? my picture was pending for about two days, but it looks like you already changed yours though : P so i might be too late.

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Hello there! you ok?

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Hi! :) What's up?

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lol@the duck. he's great though. haha. and fuck the roadrunner. i could catch him if i tried. im just too lazy. but he's glad im lazy. or he should be. if its even a he. hmm. haha. and im guessing your hair being wet is prolly a good reason why you're getting cold again. i use to hate that. and like when a drop that you missed or a piece of hair touches your neck or shoulder and its like ice cold. ugh. i use to hate that. gave me chills. glad my hair is gone. kinda. i do miss it at times. do you think any of the old regs would actually come back? i think they would... sooner or later. i hope so anyways. i'll have good stuff to read. and i hope to god sarah joins this site just so you can change her password and piss of a celeb. that'd be classic. and you know that person that writes me on my page that we both know of and think is kinda creepy. well yea. i think they want me to move to ny to chillax with them. i found that odd. and i hope she doesnt read this because it might hurt her feelings. but then again. oh well. im sure she's nice though. and not as crazy as im thinking. although crazy isnt that bad. i mean i do have crazy moments i think. but that just seemed like a woa moment. because she dont even know me, and i could be a psycho killer guy. that'd be odd. haha. even though i dont have an ounce of killer in me. unless theirs like a bug around. i like killing those because they're strange. they dont talk, they dont show emotions. they just crawl and stuff. stupid bugs. what the hell was i talking about before all this mumbo jumbo... let me look. oh i know. i was going to ask you if jeebus actually pays for that site? thats crazy. i wouldnt pay to have a site that didnt bring in money. no way. but im broke so that might just be an opinion from a broke ass persons perspective. who knows. just seems dumb though. i could be wrong. i usually am. is your hair dry yet?

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yea i noticed that on the boards. i dont get it. the pic i changed to during the last pending was up already. it shouldnt even take time to repost a pic that i've already had. and i agree, the mods should do the approving. gah. this site is getting on my nerves with all the slowness and newness. and i think i am going to make a shirt. but not the iron on way. theres this printing store like a mile from me. im gonna talk to them and see what they say. im excited. haha. im gonna wear a custom shirt. thats badass. i think. well it is to me. haha. man im lame. but yes, i would love for sarah to come across this lovely conversation on how ugly her face is. lol. that would be funny. it would be funny if she actually joined to bitch us out. i would truly love that. and cartoons taught me a lot back in the day so i might need to take that route again in my spanish conquest. lol. because back in the day i learned that no matter what, you can not catch a roadrunner. so yea... i've never even tried.

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well damn, i would have liked a shirt. because i could actually wear it. compared to a ribbon or a statue thingy. haha. it would just collect dust somewhere. so damn you and your lazy'ness towards shirt making. ugh. i've always wanted to start my own clothing company with cool shirts and things. but yea. i dont know how to get started. oh well. im going to have to watch dora now. i have always wanted to learn spanish and cartoon form might be my best method to learn it. lol. damn my simple mind. but yea. a pet monkey? named boots? does it speak english too? and lol@flava. he's great. one of the funniest people alive and he doesnt even try. what a badass. shit, showers in the morning are the best because of the coldness. if it werent for that, i'd never fully wake up in the mornings. i would be dragging ass all day. well actually i do anyways. i should rethink my shower time. haha. crap. but its too late for today so im going to have to wait for the morning now. well maybe not. i should go against the grain and take a shower tonight at like 1am. why not. nobody can stop me. < in my head that line came out like a crazy man shouting in a "im free" mood. hell yea. i dug that little episode of mine. and when i had hair, it use to be longish. but anyways. yea. i use to do the same thing to avoid the poof. because a guy with poof is just not right. but now i keep it short and use soap on my head instead of shampoo stuff. haha. but i've been told i have the head of a person who should buzz his hair. so im guessing they were saying they liked my new look at the time. and freddie would prolly dominate me in a fight. but i would try. and sarah michelle gellar is ugly. her face is just all wrong. but she seems sweet. haha. that just sounded rude. oh well. i doubt, seriously doubt, that she is ever going to see this. and she would be weird if she did read this. odd thought. woa. hmm. hi sarah. < just incase. you know. and you have to shower with hot water. its like a law. in my law book anyways. usually my skin steams when i get out of the shower. but its just super cold when i step out because it gets use to the heat so fast. and then i go in a minishock from the fresh air outside of the shower curtain. yea. something like that. hooray for boiling hot water. no doubt.

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ahhh, you're clean. haha. thats good. im still dirty. im just going to wait until tomorrow morning. maybe not. its a hard decision. and all those stories are bogus. unless they're good ones. then they're true. but yes. and ""hi, i'm brandon. i'm the reason you have an std." it's classy." made me laugh pretty hard. haha. that is class at its finest. and im digging the fact that im getting a reward. hell yea. all for spreading slow death or just complications. go me. and maybe the dirt on your skin was freezing, not really you. and then you washed all those haters away and you're back to warm again. yea. that has to be it. and wtf is a dora doll? lol. hmm. im guessing its annoying just by the story though. you cant win at anything at home huh? dang. and that would be pretty sweet if you got some to come back. and dont worry, we're both strangers here. i think you, ike, jill and n8 are the only people i "know". i remember seeing tom but i dont think i ever typed to him before. well us strangers just might take this site hostage. we need to anyways. everyone so emotional and cranky. ugh. i miss the hateful fun. not the real hate which it seems to be like now. or the redundance of some threads. well. most threads. haha. please, oh please bring some back. =]

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Haha! Thanks...It's good to see a familliar place around here!

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lol@areosmith lyrics as a tat. that'd be greatness in a strange way. and i would feel proud to have spread something. anything. even std's. haha. glad i used that saftey pin on me before anyone else. because i wouldnt have thought about it if i would have done a tat on someone else and then came back to give myself one. i dodged a bullet. and more ways than one!!! pfft. im a wannabe male skank. but i am happy because im disease free. screw them other fools. ha. suckers. and i agree. jennifer love hewitt is hot. but too girly. well. girly is good. but i think shes too girly. but i wouldnt mind. i'd kick freddie prinze jr.'s ass. well maybe not. id just be jealous. when you warm neighbors in the next room fall asleep, you should steal their heater. hah. but out on all black and a ski mask incase they wake up they wont know its you. could work. but i doubt it. yea, dont do that. fast food gets on my nerves. but i eat it. because i dont know how to cook. i havent had home made food in a while. not including thanksgiving. because thats a fluke. its a given. and i dont care for holidays anyways. and sarcasm is a great great thing. i love it and live it. just wish more people understood it. haha. instead of calling me an asshole. oh well. i still love it. the name calling lets me know that im doing a good job at it. so its more funny to me. but i do kiss some ass. but only when its ass that dont matter. that makes no sense. but its true. because i dont want some lamer being mad at me for something stupid. if you're going to be mad at me let it be something worth it i guess. i dont know. haha. thats odd. im odd. i dont get it. and i love the bum look. its homey. haha. plus i dont have much hair so i dont get too nappy. but oily. and i hate oily. so when my face is greasy. i know its time to jump in on some water and soap. and your brother sounds like a real pain in the ass. lol. poor you. but hey, he's a fatass right? so what do you expect. well i actually dont know your brother, so yea. none of that was worth saying. but life is great..... seriously. no. well, sometimes. but mostly not. or something.

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"to live is to suffer, to survive, is to find meaning, in the suffering" is what i got. its not jay z, but its from an old dmx song. its gangster. and thugs will give me mad props in the future. i see it now. that or they will kick my ass for trying to be cool when im clearly not. haha. i only have like 5 or 6 tats right now. but im wanting to get my arms covered. but it gets expensive. and that bites your friends wouldnt even go with you to get one. i hope those are the friends you ditched. lol. that sounds meanish. oh well. i would have gone. and got one too. because i love tattoos, and being there for someones first is always fun. but not in a cruel way. and yea... my prison style tattoo sessions in high school was crazy. i even started getting groupies. no lie. mad babes. okay lying, but i did give a bunch of girls tattoos. but i never thought about if someone might die from it. i should have. now that i think of it. because i never cleaned anything before giving one. hmm. hope everyone is still alive that got one. haha. dang. and i know what you mean about being a smartass. i am too. but mine comes off rude. because its a dry sarcastic kind of smartass. and people think im just being mean, but im really just joking. and the ones who do know that i joke like that, never know when im trying to be mean so they laugh at me. haha. its a weird spot to be in. but i enjoy my smartass ways. your brother and his girl will go far in life im guessing. haha. i hope that kid grows up okay. damn. lol. and the bum look huh? haha. i bet that looks great. but showering is a good idea. i think i havent taken one since thursday. blah. dirt makes me feel comfortable sometiems. odd. but then it gets to that greasy stage and its like, yea... time to shower. and you're always freezing. did your brother take his heater back? and you should tell your brothers girl to make you something to eat, just to see what she says or how she looks at you. that would be funny. i think. i've never done anything like that in that situation so im not sure. haha. im thinking too much.

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i've never heard of ghost whisper. whats that about? and it sucks the sopranos is coming to an end. i forgot when they're gonna show those last few episodes. i hope they havent already and i forgot to tune in. haha. that'd suck. and i love, yes, love, ncsi or ncis, yea, ncis i think it is. the one with the goth chic, the smartass, the dweeb, and agent gibbs. yes. i love that one. it has its seriousness to it, and its humor. good show. and reruns are the best, between saved by the bell, family matters, dawsons creek, growing pains, coach, seinfeld, life goes on, party of five, friends... i could go all day. i just love the shows from the 90s. im glad vh1 has those shows "i love the__". good stuff too. and atleast you have friends to ditch. all mine are in different states. i need friends. haha. i think im starting to be one of those weird people. and my skin has gotten pale. dang. lol. oh well. im happy with it right now. if i get bored enough i'll go make strangers know me. i have dane cook on my messenger but he never gets on it. oh well. but i cant complain, because yahoo messenger is lame and i dont even use it because it never works. i feel special in an odd way that he is on there though. and lol@online freaky ho's. haha. i never understood that. getting naked on cam. i dont know. not my cup of tea i guess. but nudes cant be bad, well, they can. lol. scratch that whole last line. ugh. and your brothers girlfriend named their daughter after your dead bunny? thats harsh. why would they do that? lol. thats odd. you do have a strange family. haha. but im sure it keeps it new and exciting in some sort of way. my family is dull. wrist tats dont hurt that bad. just get drunk and get it. but not too drunk or they wont due it because the alcohol makes you bleed more and they will refuse to do it. hmm. you could just take some of your dads pain killers and go for it. lol. and whats the line from that journal entry? im guessing its a good one. and thats not weird. the scripture i got today is from a rap song. lol. but its a good one. i think. i hope. haha. oh well. too late now if its not.

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now that you have me actually examining your pic, i do see it as a yellow. like an off yellow. almost white though. maybe the blue makes it look more white'ish. and the East coast is the best coast. well not really. but i was gonna do that whole (b)east coast, but it dont work with the east one, only the west. because it either comes out "beast" or e(b)ast. and neither one works. oh well. pictures are always fun to fuck with. i agree. i wish i had those photshop programs. it would be like my crack cocaine. i wish i knew how to post pictures in threads. because i would make one on my ghost pictures. because they freak me out and yea. its weird. ghost hunters is fun to watch. i dig that show. big time. but i think they fake it sometimes. i could be wrong. and if you have your ears pierced, a tattoo is nothing more painful than that. its almost the same feeling. just in different spots. compared to the ear lobe things. haha. you could handle it. just dont pick something stupid. because you'll kick yourself in the ass. because i use to give tattoos in high school. i would skip class and give them in the parking lot by picking them. becaus i didnt have a tat gun. so yea. jailhouse style. gangster, i know. but anyways, back to point. the first one i did to myself sucks. and i hate it. but oh well. you could handle it. i think. depends on where you wanted it. and i gave up on that ghost pic. i went back to the one of me thinking it would be faster, but so far, its still at pending. thats so stupid. i dont get. its like just show the damn picture. fools. gah. & lol@you hacking that poor girl on here. thats funny though. did she know you was doing it? or just thought her computer was buggin? lol. thast classic. dont hack me. i'll cry in a very manly way. but yes, karma is a cool ma'fucka. if you're doing good things anyways. it can ruin your day also. but i love karma. its something to live by. i guess. and now i want to see the firetruck rofl thing. dang. and those fights are just stupid now. well, it was stupid at first too. but sometimes people ask for it, and sometimes people are itching to fight i guess. and being the youngest, i always lose. usually the younger one gets babied. but not in my family. i was the bad apple or something. always in trouble, so everytime something would go wrong, yea. i would hear my name being yelled out. and greys anatomy is prolly one of the best shows on right now. but im waiting for the sopranos, and lost to come back. its sad its going to be the last few shows for the sopranos. oh well. they had a good run.

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yea, i should have made my screen name "the pope". stupid uncles. haha. but its great. he's clever. that asshole. yea im still shocked that i let those guys give me a tat aswell. but it turned out nice and they were pretty cool guys. they told me to stop by their shop anytime and they would "hook me up" with a cheaper price. i think becaues i got them a buzz on beer. i dont know. lol. i should take a pic of it. its still bandaged up right now. and kinda sore. i think he went deep on it. but i wanted him too because i wanted it to have that super bold look. and this whole "picture pending" thing is getting on my nerves. i mean, its not a ripped off photo or anything. i should just put my other one back up. i think it would be faster because it was already up once. but its of me, and i hate pics of me. i totally dig your pic. it has that retro vibe to it. i dont know. its like retro but modern. and the pinstripping/penstriping (spelling is stupid) is awesome. even the color choice. blue and white. its nice all around. that might sound extreme but i over analyze things and i think you have one of the top ones on here. so far. i just wish it would finish mine because its a picture of an that ghost room and how it fucks with my camera everytime i would snap a photo of that room. none came out clear or even anything close to a picture of a room. they come out abstract and of different things. sounds twilight zone'ish i know, but yea. its there, and its true. weird. and these fights are getting crazy. its always the same people, fighting over the same thing pretty much. nonstop. this sight needs an "ignore" button. where you can block yourself from seeing certain peoples post. i think that would calm it down. although i doubt any of them would use the button because its in them to argue. but ike posted a funny ass picture in the l/r board. that roflcopter. oh i loved it. haha. and lol@your brother and sister. you just cant win huh? lol. and hhahhaahah at mean girls. wtf is that? im guessing a teeny movie or something? i dont know. but it sounds familiar. and your brother sounds like a swell guy. haha. but everyone has their moments. i guess. except for me. im too cool for that shit. lies, i know. but hey...

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LOL, yep. As the saying goes, "Whatever floats his/her boat."

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lol@your uncle frank. he seems like an alright guy. haha. i had an uncle who dubbed me "the pople" when i was like 3, because of a shity haircut i had i guess. but yea... that asshole still calls me "the pope" haha. have to love family. and also lol@sonny moore. he seems classy too. got to love singer's ego's. and jared leto seems like an ass. if all he could do is "ughhhh" to some fans. what a lamer. and you're lucky. you run into "famous" people at a jack in the box. yea. theres no way that could happen to me. i've met chris and the band though. but thats it. nobody else. i need to up my meeting famous people skills or something. maybe not. maybe i'll just root from a far. lol. i would have nothing to say anyways. probally something like "hey man, hows it going?" haha. yea, im not good with words, at all. oh well. and whats the deal with everyone freezing to death. haha. everyone is going to die from freezing. i feel left out. i need to strip down and turn my thermostat way down. okay, scratch that. i like being warm. or something. my pb&j sandwhiches were kick ass last night when i actually got around to making them. nothing beats those with some milk. i love it. and ex memories do suck. my last ex was such a ho tramp bag or something cooler for an insult of a name. because im not good at it. but yea, she sucked. and not in the good way. ugh, that sounded bad. anyways. she was a skank. i should redirect my thoughts. she pisses me off. cheating ass ho. okay im done. ohhhh guess what. the weird'est thing happend today. i had this van pull up to my house, and it was covered in bumpersticers and things. and these two guys got out. one was carrying a box briefcase thingy. so im trippin out like who the fuck are these people. then they get to the door and im like "uhhh, hello? how are you?" and they said that i called them to do a tattoo. i laughed. felt rude. but then told them i dont even know who the fuck they are, or what tattoo shop they came from. but they were actually pretty cool so i let them in and got a tattoo for pretty cheap. and afterwards we drank beer. i dont know. it was an odd series of events. but the tattoo is pretty cool, its this scripture type deal on the back of my arm. i dont know. strange day. but yea. hey and hi. how are ya? lol

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Thanks for the comment about my kitty. On another note, sorry that I contributed to the arguing on the boards. Something just rubbed me the wrong way, and I felt I needed to put in my two cents. I had no idea I would touch such a nerve in some.

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psh.. yes this board does suck. everyone needs to stop arguing. I also dislike the new set up. I want the old boards back! meh!

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i love writing. its one thing i do well. at least i think. i love posting. but lately ive been doing shorter type ones. i dunno why. normally mine are long. so these short ones are a change. in reality, all im doing is taking one long poem, and splitting it up into sections. lol.

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You totally should. Chicago's the best city around. New York is too busy, L.A. too polluted and spread out. Chicago's perfect. Plus it has beaches that are nice in the summer. And no earthquakes. I could go on.

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Yep. I live Chicago to the fullest. Through and through. Or at least, I do as much as someone that lives in a suburb 30 miles away can.

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yah it comes pretty easily. lol. just...comes really. i mean i get writers block but i hvaent lately

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dairy is good. YUMMY. i just wrote some poetry. woo! lol.

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im thinking some peanut butter and jelly. maybe even two of them. with a tall glass of milk. mmm. that sounds good actually. i might do that. and i did hit the buttons. no mas jay z. now its counting crows. although counting crows is getting on my nerves already. hah. oh well, ive hit enough buttons. counting crows is just gonna have to do. and getting sweaty with strangers is always fun. even if its not at shows. okay maybe not. i've never even gotten sweaty with strangers. at shows or anywhere. i've been to shows, and i've been places but never got sweaty with people. i want to though. sounds great. haha. hells yea. and its funny that your uncle frank is the only one that isnt off the wall, because most uncle franks are the craziest one. maybe im stereotyping though. or i might have even read that all wrong in your comment. i dont know yet, but i will when im done. but then im done and it makes no sense to even check. because i cant go back. and its good to hear that you can boss 8year olds around. that means maybe soon'ish you'll promote to 12 year olds and conquer (spelling? ugh) your sister and her sleepover squad. haha. no doubt. and water is good. but ever since i've drank that smart water, i cant drink any other kind of water. i dont know its odd. people say water all taste the same which is completely false. i love smart water. and i couldnt give up soda if my life depended on it. i love mountain dew too much. and cream soda, but only on occasion because too much cream soda gets nasty. root beer is good too. but only mug rootbeer, or a&w, or barqs. well i think thats all the rootbeers actually. so maybe i really like them all and dont know it. or i do know it but didnt. thats silly and dont make sense. but it did while i was typing it. whew. and yea... so far the boards have been this quiet. since i came back anyways. i dont know if they were booming before. but its been pretty slow since i've gotten back. i think there are like 6 to 7 people all together that post. we need more people here, or some to come back, no doubt. just to have more variety. or something. i think im going to go make that sandwhich. my stomach is bitching.

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razoos has like cajun food. kinda. they have this fried alligator tail, sounds gross, but its really really good. it taste like chicken but i hate saying the because everything taste like chicken supposedly. i dont know. i cant go 5 hours without eating. but im trying to gain weight and it doesnt work. im thinking when im like 26'ish its all gonna hit me at once and then im gonna be pissed off. haha. stupid metabolism. ive never seen that movie but thats a funny fucking quote. hah. im going to use it on someone real soon. but they might call me out on it for ripping it off a movie i've never seen. i sure hope not. because then i'd be the goose and the joke would be on me. yea, im not going to do that. dang. i wanted to though. and lol@your shuffle. im still jammin jay z. i dont know why though. because im not really in a jay z mood anymore. but im lazy and dont want to click buttons. well those buttons anyways. i mean i am clicking like a lot of letter keys right now. and thank you for clearing that up. because the picture sill hasnt load and now im no longer curious because i was right. kinda. huge weight lifted there. and i love watching people. not in the pervert way. but like out and about. its good viewing. no doubt. esp. when they think nobody is watching them. i like people in their "nobody is watching me" state. its purely them. haha. its great. i hope people dont do that to me though. haha. they might think im a complete weirdo. oh well. i might be. i dont know yet. i havent heard it yet anyways. hmm. you can dropkick me for liking fall out boy. haha. well dont. because i would lay there weeping like a girl and it would be a double burn. one for being dropkicked, and two for crying about it. lol. well actually, you could take one of your dads pain killers and give it to me, then we could wait like 20minutes. and then dropkick me. that way i atleast dont cry about it. yea. that would work. but fall out boy is good. shake them haters off. hahaha. i love that term. and for some reason, i like when jared leto gets his ass kicked in fight club. what did you two talk about though? that made you know he's an asshole haha. thats pretty interresting.

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when i was younger i always had boogers. badly. lol

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yea, and if you do count them, you could actually just type: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7... etc etc until it cut you off. and then everyone would know. kinda. i dont know if that would work actually. sounds like it would though. but you would have to be mad bored. and i pack overnight bags =[ ..although its been ages. because im a loser who doesnt do anything lately. the side over there went straight black when i was on dashboard15's page. i was like "woa" but then i posted, got back to my page and it was back to gray. but i agree, at night the sky should be night. stop all the trickery. its foolish. and i think i know what you mean about the ocean moving but him not or something. because the other day when the pictures were actually loading over there, it did like a slow change and he had his head up, not down, and i think his arms were kinda crossed or something. but i cant figure it out because they havent loaded tonight. stupid pictures. and im curious now too, which sucks all together. and you're not stupid. just observant in a crazy way on strange things. although none of that is true except the you're not stupid part. because i dont know how observant you truly are. and i certainly wouldnt know if it would be in a crazy way or if things are even strange. im losing myself. let me stop. hmm. im gonna have to get that cd now. and fallout boy is awesome. they have good rythms and beats like you said. but i dont like the guys voice. i dont know why though. but its not so bad that i cant jam out to them. because i do it often. and yes, dont choke slam your sister. i was speaking from my wanting to choke slam my brother. which is impossible because he would kick my ass if i even looked like i was going to do something like that. haha. that mother fucker. he's bigger than me though. he better be thankful. and holy crap im starving. i need food. i think im going to go get some food. yes. that sounds good. maybe some razoos. crap. its 10pm. i doubt they are open. damnit all to hell. i guess im going to have to make a sanwhich. lol that bites. i was really wanting some razoos. time is so lame.

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lol. yeah i dunno. crazy. hmm...this site is weird. my lips are burning. maybe bc they are chapped. bleh

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i like being grown up but still slighty immature. haha. its great. being too mature is just stupid. and makes you miss laughs. i think. and fuck that limit. bastard. it did have good timing though. its like telling me to shut the hell up. so i wonder how many characters/spaces you can take up before it actually cuts you off. but i can only wonder because im for sure not going to count them. haha. holy crap, see no evil is a weird movie. i actually threw up when that lady was telling me. i felt bad. for throwing up at her daughters missfortune. haha. but its kinda funny now. just hope it never happens to me. and taco bell does suck. i dont like mexican fast food. i like the real stuff. but i dont like many fast food joints as is. i dont know why though. im not like a health nut or anything. hmm. baking is hard. and i havent had a pain killer since like 8th grade. i need to get back into pills. but not in the abusive way. haha. or maybe. i dont know. pills creep me out though. almost like a phobia. its a conspiracy. well not really. but yea. and im glad im the youngest sibling in my family. i couldnt handle having a younger bro or sis. would drive me nuts i think. but it would be cool at the same time. because i was always the one getting picked on by my older brother. i didnt know how to boss him around like your sister does you. she's on to something. and she's going to have her whole posse over. just to boss you around and then go gloat to her friends like "did you see that shit? thats right, i run this house" haha. that'd be funny. but at your expense. damn. lol. thats sad. you should choke slam here infront of her friends and then say something totally scary to the rest of them that makes them run off. i'd pay to see something like that. but it might harm someone. so it might not be a good idea. i'd have to better think it through. and that picture changes sometimes on mine. but sometimes it dont even show up. its weird. i dont get it. but i've seen like three different pictures when they do load. like right now, i see nothing. just that grayish color. and blankness. and you should tell your hippy friend that, just to see her face. but then say "just kidding" even though you wouldnt be "just kidding" i think seeing faces when they hear random news like that is great. especially when it has to deal with them being in it. haha. thats great. and i havent listend to brand new in forever. i didnt even know they had a new cd out. i dont keep up much. its pathetic really. and i have a gajillion cd's. its a mess. but a beautiful mess lol. it sucks when i move though. because i cant always take them all. and its hard to leave music behind.

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ben and jerry are good. ive never had teh chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream though. i should maybe try it. people say its good. amd i dunno...did the pic change??? NOW YOU ARE CONFUSING ME!!!

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lol. what are we talking about? no i should have ice cream. i have some ben and jerrys vermonty python. yummy in my tummy. and did you know...alaska sells more ice cream than any other state??? lol. its true! learneded it on the food network

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so i went "back" and copied the rest. and now you can totally call me on my lie that the end was better than the beginning. but anyways... "...well, sunshine might bring me that too. i think a cool hippy name would be something like: smoke weed and hump trees. or something along those lines. if i were a hippy, i would smoke mad weed though. just because its part of the resume. hmm. i think im thinking about hippies too much. but yea. tell your hippy friend that i said "hey babe, wanna go rubberless?" haha. kidding. kidna. unless she's hot and disease free and loves sex from strangers. okay. still kidding. i cant stop though. and its not even funny kidding. im just a mess. and i think you're lying about that line being in a movie. i think you're just a pervert who loves "the natural feel" yea... still kidding. okay. seriously. im done." i should have just let it die. im a fool. but im bored.

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guess what, there is a text limit. hahah. it just nailed me. hmm. and the end of that was way better than the first part. bummer.

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yah i dont care. one word. pathetic. its funny. but i really really dont care. blah. i was a snack. i might go eat some craisins.

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yea, i dont know about text limits. i think it did use to have them though. this new site still has me lost. like the tabs at the top that take you to the different sections of the site. yea, they dont say anything. just blank white tabs. i dont know. and w0rd on the ocean. i havent been to the west coast one yet though. only east coast. but i loved it. use to sit on the rocky shores at like 3am. just 'chillin'. it was nice. and this website always wins the war with my computer. my computer must have been neuterd or something. and i think i spelled neuter all wrong. oh well. you know what i mean. it lacks testicles. it needs to buck up and take charge. stupid computer. its a pansie like me i guess. fights like a girl. and i think jayreag... is his new screen name. because i think i read that somewhere. im not 100% sure though. only like 99%. haha. and i think i still have an account on starscreamers. i just didnt like the setup i guess. i dont know. i think i was there for like one day and never went back. im just use to wwww.dashboardconfessional.com i guess. but i remember telling the dude that his banner was messed up i think. because it didnt fit the whole name in it. haha. dont know why i remember that. and i dont think affleckfan comes here anymore. i havent seen any post by him though. but im still new here and havent checked back with some of the first threads allowed since the switch over. we do need some more post whores though. im with you on it being boring. not to be rude also. but it is kinda the same everyday. the same threads stay at the top of the boards and its like "aghhhh" i tried to start a thread where people might be able to put some cool shit down but its bombing. and i like reading crazy random shit. but yea. i guess people would rather carry on in the same old threads with the same o shit. it would be nice to see some new ones. that actually helped things out around here on getting back to the complete madness that it use to be. instead of the same inside jokes cycling. so get your inner post whore self in gear! lol. but in time, we see some good ones hopefully. im not going anywhere. unless in time it gets worse. haha. then im bailing. no doubt. so seriously, find that post whore inside of you. lol. or pray that some new crazy mother fuckers show up to help out. not that i dont like these people. i just want some new'ness. new word. yea. i know. and cotton ball aye? so that method is still in rotation. good. well, good i guess. if it works. and i never thought about the air being the cause of pain. that makes sense. i guess it could sort of filter noise too. make it easier on the ear. hmm. i feel like i just learned a lot on a simple thing. haha. whew. and a roach in the ear is nothing, this lady that use to live next to me had a daughter who had a roach egg hatch in her mouth. and a bunch of baby roaches where in her mouth one day. something like she ate at taco bell and somehow the food had a roach egg thing in it. and it settled in behind her bottom teeth. it was gross to hear about. that poor girl. haha. makes me want to puke though. roaches creep me out. seriously. just creepy. ugh. fucking roaches. okay im done with roaches. and you have a friend who is a hippy, thats bad ass hahaha. and im glad she does actually shower. because yea, that'd be nasty. lol. but then again, i think thats how you get dread locks. by not washing your hair and let it all nap up together. but thats reggae folk. not hippies. i dont think. i dont know. i like hippies though. easy going folks. and wearing condoms is so over-rated. i say give my body a disease as a new challenge. okay kidding. std's are something else... haha. but back to the hippy state of mind. i dont know about the name though. the rainbow part atleast. people might think im homosexual. not that i have anything against that. but im straight and dont want people coming to me with gay talk. or something. well, sunshine might bring me that

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okay, and i just jumped the gun with that last submit. i was going to state the obvious and say that my post down there starts with "yea, jay z is the shit...." i think im done. haha. dang. sorry.

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ugh, my computer is freaking out. i dont know why it had some of your reply there. i hit "back" because when i hit "submit" it froze. then i hit "refresh" and thats what happend. stupid computers.

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about the same things. telemarketers hate me. they always call her for my brother, i am glad he moved out just before they started calling. now, i i was really a terrible sister, i would have given the telemarketers his new home number, but alas, i am not. but i think the fact that he is older and could kick my ass playing in that fact as well. hahaha. capital one is trying to get everyone to sign up with then. they keep sending my sister stuff, asking her to join them and crap like that. mind you, my sister moved out three months ago, i don't think they understand when i write, "return to sender." those silly fools. i think i am getting an earache. i need something to knock me out. today is terrible. i hate being home. do you live alone? yea, jay z is the shit. so is t.i.. that radio crap is lamecore. no joke. i hate it. its all about stupid stuff these days. oh well. i got the goods. so yea. and i get bored of the same place too. but im uncapable of leaving. lol. i just think to myself that it sucks. but oh well. i wish i could multitask with other sites. im going to attempt it soon. might get ugly though. and drama sucks. but everyone has it. i just hate when it becomes an arguement. the start of drama is bad enough, let alone having to fight about it. i want to be a hippie back in hippie days. i've been thinking that since i seen you/or someone type something about hippies somewhere. haha. odd i know. but yea. i wouldnt hump a tree though. just wear the clothes and promote peace by being peaceful. or however that works. i dont understand hippies really. hmm. they did acid though. i hear. and smoked a lot of weed. haha. no wonder they were all zen'd out. i hear phone sex is hot. like how i used "hear" in that. oh yea. badass huh. but i seriously dont know anything about phone sex, but anything with sex in it cant be all that bad. unless a disease is mentioned then im like woa. not cool for sex's ego. but thats yea. something else. i hope nobody has a disease on here. haha. or they might think that im a bastard. oh well. isaac is cool though. back in the day he use to crack me up. he still does. but yea. there were like 5 or 6 people i really remember. you, dillion, isaac, nate, affleckfan, and some others. but i cant remember their screen names. but i remember them if that is possible. i think is though because i really do remember others. ohhh, jodunraygun or something. i think he's jayreg now. he's cool. he use to give noobs a hard time. haha. shit was funny. man i miss that stuff. kinda sad to miss stuff like that though, maybe. what was i talking about... let me look up. wow, that took a while. this getting long. i'll try and hurry up. lets see. telemarketers, yes. funny people. love to piss em off but yea. the capital one people are fuckers. i hate them. and even your sis is getting attacked. those evil pricks. i wish i could send them mail. and know that they read it. i would make something worth reading for those assholes. no doubt. earaches suck. they can really mess a day up. and all you can do is put like a cotton ball in your ear or something. i dont know why you do that. but they make you do that. or they did. i havent had one in a while. the new method could have changed. but yes. earaches suck. sorry thats going on in your head right now. or on the side of your head. hmm. oh yea. yea, i do live alone. kinda. i have a lot of people who kinda sleep here, and hang out. but they bring me food for the fridge and cabinets so its cool. haha. but usually im here alone. but weekends that holidays dont fall on, its packed here. not really party people or anything. i mean we drink and kick it, but in a casual nonparty way. haha. if that makes since. but whats weird is they arent really my friends. they all are friends to each other, but i dont really know those people. just ah-quaint-n-sis i guess. but yea. its all good by me. they're good people.

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ben folds is the shit. i like his newest work too. and to think i havent gave him a listen in a long while. i feel bad. haha. so you stalk ike? lol. im sure he dont mind. ike is a cool cat. no doubt. and i also dont know how you all keep up with other sites. im lucky to keep up with just this one. woa. im jammin out to jay z right now and i feel badass doing so. i dont know. that was random. random is good though i think. hope so anyway. but yea. you're random too so you cant actually say its not good. a lot of people here are random. err. a lot of people were random. i dont really know some of these people yet. but i didnt really know the older ones that well either. maybe im talking out of my ass. hmm. i like random things though. and the people here are great. this beat is sick. fucking jay z. hahaha. and ugh@capital one. they keep sending me credit card invites in the mail. its madness. like once a day i get one. if i wanted their card i would have responded to the first piece of crap mail. stupid. its just stupid. i'd rather have the telemarketers call me. atleast i can talk to someone then. and they're fun to talk to. they dont like when you get off topic though.

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yeah no shit. i dont care about nate. hes pathetic. thats really all there is to it. he wants to hurt people purposely who dont deserve it. thats all him. i dont need his crap. anyways...yeah its dumb what happened. it blew up. i just think that we all need to get along!!! lol

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yay jess! you're back. this place really sucks now, but oh well. i'm just glad that you're back hah.

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no fucking shit! lol. i got on and im like "147!!!!" wow. took me forever to read through it all. i dont get why people are fighting. and nate doenst give a shit about me or if i leave or not. he just wants to fight with people. i poseted a reply though. a looooong one. but still, i had to at least try and cover all the bases. i hope i didnt miss anything. and sure, your a slight stranger now, now you can always be my friend. lol. i got a myspace if you have one. www.myspace.com/virgothepoet you can hit me up sometime. lol.

hah

okay yea, i know who. lol. and i really wish i could just be mean. damnit. its actually starting to creep me out. haha. odd. and remind me not to look into youtube. my luck something will pop up on its own, wind up being some stupid ass young girl wanting to act grown up taking her clothes off and the police come to my house saying i downloaded the shit. ugh. i can see that happening to me. stupid luck. im going to have to check out myspace in the near future. because yea. i want to be cool =[ haha. smart water... you ever had that? lol, yea, for some reason the way you had the water thing written down made me think of smart water, that stuff is good. anyways. you're right, i have to agree with you. the lyrics are good and i do tend to care more about lyrics than the music itself. but on these last two albums, the lyrics are good, so i can jam them, but i dont like jammin them because the lyrics dont fit the music. i think thats what it is. i dont know. i guess i miss the dashboard i feel in love with. who knows. maybe im bitter. haha. fucking music. but you know who has awesome lyrics that i love to zone out too.... hmm? do ya? modest mouse. oh yea. pure genius. even the music is great. but they fell off with "good news for people who love bad news" well not fell off. i guess its the same with what i said about dashboards newest albums. i dont know. its late. im rambling. and its pathetic. shut me up anytime now. seriously.

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so unfair. now im going to be curious. for like a super long time. and who says nosy is bad. everyones nosy. so what i mean by that is tell me =] okay... good. and thank you in advance because i know the next time i see your kick ass picture on my profile its gonna have this stereotype that made you laugh. even though i think i might know what it is already. haha. i wish i could be mean sometimes. i really do. well, be mean and mean it. if that makes sense. youtube is.... ? lol. i know nothing about new technology stuff. im way behind in cool points. but i am aware. so that holds some value. i think. and if it doesnt, it does now. and yea... i really hate benedryl. i prefer zoloft. haha. okay not really. i dont even like pills. i dont know why though. there just so small and can do crazy things to you. odd little pills. although im suppose to take some for my ADD, but i seriously do sell those to minors. and they think im an OG for doing so. haha. hells yea. okay lying on that too. well the selling and OG part. i just feed those pills to my dog. but um... myspace, is it confusing? because i want to check it out, but i dont want confusing. and i confuse easily. and i hate that ocean. i dont know which one it is but i hate it. i miss the ocean. ugh. and i dont care too much for the latest album either. i would type that in a thread but i would get hounded. im sure. but atleast chris himself said that this was just a phase and that one day he was sure it would just be him and his guitar again. i can only wait. and i just sounded like a complete douche bag for that. i should respect his newer cd. oh well. but i really dont like it compared to the others. and i use to think a mark a mission... was a bad album. whew. why am i even talking about dash albums? what the hell....

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oh do tell about this comment that made you laugh. even if it hurts someones feelings. because i want to laugh at something that i might have noticed but didnt let myself realize i noticed it. you got me?. you know whats funny though. somewhere in my first comments on my profile, or in a response to someone else's. i told them the exact same thing. about half ass reading comments because i didnt know that you could click the title thingy or the comments word and it would show much more. i felt like an idiot. oh well. and you have to cuss something material and even take your belt to it no matter how sexual it gets. haha. its great fun. if your bored enough. i think. i hope. or im just crazy. and holy shit. i seen that real sex episode. dont ask me why or how i caught that episode but i did. and they had those tounges that would actually rotate. ewww. thats fucking weird. seriously. who would buy one of those? i'd have chucky flashbacks and think that it would come alive and kill me in a perverse manner. that would not be good front page news with my name plastered all over it. and FYI i drink beer while popping benedryl. i thought you knew i was gangster.... pffft. page 328 section 5A of the gangster manual. its all there. clear as day. pop allergy medicine and chase it with a 40oz.

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well then, when you die from a cold heart, frozen fingers, and an itch your body will not be examined. unless i start up a fund type of thing. maybe at the local gas station. those cans they put on the counter with a picture of the person. but that would be a crappy way to get an ah-top-see. oh well. just dont die and we'll be good. and johnny cash... yes... i love that man. i've been jamming to him all day. and i wish i could get a mail order bride. those skanks denied me the last three tries. so im actually waiting on my blow up doll. she comes with a name. and its actually half price, because the first time i placed this order, they sent a male doll. and at first i was like, this is a cruel joke... okay, this is going nowhere. im lying. i do that. but i usually let people know when it happens. i dont even know why i do that. but what i really ordered was this kick ass pair of sunglasses. and i dont even wear sunglasses. but they looked awesome. im sure someone will come over one day (after they arrive through the gay ass mail service) and say "cool shades" and i will tell them to take the fucking things. because i often get mad at things i buy that i dont use or wear. but i know im getting into it before i even buy it. and i do it a lot. i think i just like to cuss material things that i bought, with an attitude like "im not wearing you, you piece of crap." or something cooler than that. im not even good at cussing out material things. man. where's my benedryl.

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yea yea... i think you should still post something atleast once. and people here are usually nice. well not really. if you post something that they think sucks, they let you know. oh well. and myspace. i hear a lot about that place, but im scared of popular things. itchy skin? frozen fingers? that kinda bites. because you cant scratch your itches. well you could, but then your skin would be cold and still itchy and your fingers would be sore tomorrow because you scratched while they were frozen. i think thats how that works. if its possible for fingers to hurt. but i hope you dont die. if you do though. i will have an autopsy. i dont know why. but i would. if it was cheap enough. otherwise your just dead from itches and cold fingers. but im dying too. not for real for real. but yea. because i bought this thing online the other week... and it hasnt came in the mail yet. and it told me it would only take two business days. i hate the postal system. unless its not their fault. then i just hate the shipper.

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i honestly dont think any parent are truly great. because they all make mistakes. but we all grow and learn from them. i think. i dont pay much attention to life to tell you the truth. and i think you should post your writings on here. i bet they kick ass. and even if they dont, its still you. so yea, it has to be badass. and i suffer from insomnia, so im with you on what you said about before midnight. i dont have full blown insomnia, but if i go to bed before 3am i wake up at 3am. its odd. so i usually wait until like 3:30am, pop some benedryl (corny, i know) because it knocks me out cold. but its pointless. because i have to wake up at 6am usually. atleast im not the only one lacking in the sleep. i kinda like it though. i never feel like im really here. haha. i think i need a therapist.

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well then. thats good. so today is kicking ass for you compared to yesterday at grandpa joes im assuming. good news. have you been "inspired" yet? i want to read something. but that might be a retarded question because i havent checked the boards yet and you might have something in there already. hmm. hi

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oh my god! jessica!

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aw man jess. i'm sorry :/ when are you going to be back at your house? so we can talk in private. or something. talk about privates. nahh jk! sick (maybe not) im throwing random words out there now. blah. cunt. slut. whore. yeah. pepperspray. monster truck. asshat. colin farrel. i. need. sleep.

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im not cool enough for myspace or aim or msn yet. but i keep hearing about all of those things. i might have to check them out. hopefully your home computer will show this site some love, because it desperately needs you back here. but take care until then. and if i find myself making a myspace page, i will add you. for sure.

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hahaha..yeah my myspace has pretty much all of them..or more..i dont know..i dont post a lot of what i write on here..so yeah..if you want to read them thats where they are

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i still have the wife beater shirt on, but my bling bling got stolen in the cvs parking lot while i was picking up my nyquil. its okay though, i seen there faces. two pale white boys with ten speeds. yea, i got there number. mother fuckers. green stuff is always good. but the nyquil, the red is ten times better. but other than that. green is gold. even though it dont make much sense to say one color is another.

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yea, i've been drinking nyquil straight outta the bottle. its pretty gangster. and its the green kind. i only got the green kind so i could make that face as if im drinking hard liqa'. inspiration is a bitch. i can never find it, but my mind is always 10%, not that 110% my boss talks about. maybe you should get doped up on meds and just type a bunch of stuff that dont make sense and watch everyone praise you for what a great job you did on your work.

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yea yea yea, i was bored damnit!!! ..well actually my ADD wanted to shine through. because im selling my medicational pills to 8th graders at the playground when the street lights come on. suckers. but i only call them suckers because its flinstone vitamins. i sell the actual pills to high schoolers who are already dope'd up other things. so atleast business is booming these days. something funny aye? im not good with funny, but i do know a joke. so here it goes. and if you dont laugh, atleast say you did. for my benefit of not feeling like a tard. okay. here it goes: Q: How do you get a witch pregnant? A: You f.uck her. hahah right? lol. sadly thats the only joke i know right now. and its not even a joke i dont think. man. i need a life. crap-o-la

help is on the way

okay, so i got the address from the computer you're using through the ip address. and then i called the police and told them that a family was holding a girl hostage. so just sit tight. okay yea, complete lie. of course. because i know sh!t about computers. i dont even know what the ip address is. but i agree. the new boards dont seem as... normal i guess. its just not the same. everyones being nice (except n8) and stuff. and i dont know what else... its just not the same like you said. they even took some boards out, changed the front page (which sucks compared to the old one), and its missing so much. even the browse section for threads. and they deleted my old name. because i tried. i wanted to mess up some threads as soon as i noticed the madness around here. and even dill left. who the f.uck can i discuss akira. k movies with? it gives me a headache. but it was refreshing to see "mrsanderson" lol. no lie.

holy moly

i remember you. i use to be Anonymous*. i dont see too many of the old regs around here. i mean i wasnt one but i use to love reading all the post you guys made. mine happend to f.uck pages up so i was limited to posting unless it was a lame thread then it was fun to f.uck their page up. but yes, hello. if you're even the person i think you are. you had the robot fetish right? lol.

hello!!!!

Hey, hows everything over there?What's new? cya

strap on your ears Sparky, we are going in.

Some girls like them, but i am friends with a lot of girls... so its hard to register that. It's not like a single guy walking a dog to meet girls, they are MY buddies. hehe. I feel so dorky talking about my bunnies with you.

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I know! but I got it cut a while back!!! dont ask why :S I dunno what your hair looks like!!! but I reckon its real sexy! ^___^

one person fanclub

you and only you think its cute haha.

hey yaa

That's not really nice that ya won't go to the concert,but well unfortunatunately,i think i'll can't go to the concert either,just cuz i'm gonna be travelling in the date of the concert,what let me so sad,but maybe i''l got to go in the concert in canada,i really hope so... see yaa

three

right now 3, two netherland dwarf and one holland lop. two fellows and one lady. One of them is almost 6 years old... and he is still awesome and cute. (very masculine to talk about pet bunnies).

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:( I'm sorry. I love my bunnies, i know how sweet they are. I'll tell my three little buddies to say a bunny prayer.

hey!!!!

I'm great i must say.. everything is going ok for now,the only thing is that i'll probably can't go to dash's concert ,what is really bad i must say... Will ya go in any concert? cyaaa

HA

She doesn't know anything... but this baby gorilla is hungry and i'm not... lactating. I am letting my bunnys take care of him. He looks just like Dillon...

helloooooooo

hey ya How are ya?.. cyaa

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It works, i am ready to take a power drill to my noggin with the goofy posts... and Dillon wont talk to me... he gets me pregnant with his man-ape baby and leaves. bastard.

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seems wise, i am swooping in for a few days and then going on a break... it seems to work and reduce the migraines with the disorganization and chaos of the posts...

poo

dillon has a bad habit of being reasonable. like..wtf? how have you been love?

linger

I suggest you linger for a bit and then come back with a vengeance when it gets sorted out. We need ya.

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i have forum herpes.

you're here!

holy christmas you are back too.

yeah

wtf. i miss logs. i miss my screen name. im actually really bitter about the whole thing lol.

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