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Damn Raccoons...

| Posted by on Mar 22, 2007 | Comments (0)

This morning, well...As I'm a complete insomniac and sometimes stay up for 2 days at a time, I'm not really sure if it was even morning or not. Could've been 2pm for all I know. lol. But anyway, I drift in and out of sleep with the distinct feeling that there's something either staring at me or in the room with me. This, is very very creepy due to the fact that I knew that I was in the house alone. I sit up, look around, nothing. I keep doing this for about an hour or so until I start to hear what sounds like tap dancing on sandpaper coming from the ceiling. LOUDLY. Then LOUDER for about more 4 hours. I remembered my man saying that he used to hear either raccoons or squirrels, pretty much having a conference, followed by a dance party on the roof. lol. Since I haven't heard a damn thing, I thought, ''eh...I guess that was a summertime thing and I won't hear it..'' or.. ''They're gone.'' Ummm, yeah...No.

It was fucking infuriating. Then or course, somehow they move (I don't know how) to the side window and begin having a heated debate over something in extremely loud screechy tones. For another 2 hours. Ughhh...

Fucking raccoons. Fuck off.

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